Bad Hair Day


Metadata
Song Length 5:23
Primary Genre Folk-Contemporary
Secondary Genre -
Tempo / Feel Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Language English
Era 1990 - 1999

Credits
Lyric Credits Roger Nelson
Music Credits Roger Nelson
Producer Credits Brett Huus, Soundstrations Records, Inc.
Lyrics

Bad Hair Day

Went to my dentist the other day
Strapped on that lead vest and I floated away
He smiled down at me,
and I heard him say through the haze,
"This never hurts much,
for patients that pay."
I've had a bad hair day.

I was late to the bus stop,
but the bus wasn't late
I decided to walk home
it was such a nice day
My face felt like lead,
and my hair looked like hay
I smiled at some children,
and I scared them away
I've had a bad hair day.


Stopped at the library
but my books were overdue
Stopped at the newsstand
but I couldn't stand the news
Stopped at the barbershop,
they were all out of mousse
I may be blond but this blond boy is blue!


I went back home and I looked in the mirror
I saw that I'd only shaved half of my beard
My bangs were uneven,
and my part had disappeared
I guess Lyle Lovette has nothing to fear
I've had a bad hair day.


Maybe it's this and maybe it's that
Maybe you blame it on wearing a hat
It doesn't matter if you're thin or you're fat
Sometimes it sticks up and sometimes it flat
When you've had a bad hair day


I never realized I was such an old fart
I always thought I had
some blood in my heart
That's just cholesterol
and it's clogging my arteries
My hairline recedes and my life falls apart!
I'ne had a bad hair day
I've had a bad hair day
I've had a bad hair day